Welcome to the Wonderful World of MEAT!

The only flowchart you'll ever need

The only flowchart you'll ever need

Greetings Meat Lovers,

I’ll try to keep this short and sweet.¬† Welcome to the world of themeatsweats.com. Our goal here is to provide you with the insane, the usual, and the best news you can find about all things meat related.¬† From Porkgasms (we’ll write about this shortly) to the latest bad-ass grills and spices, our goal is to keep you salivating for more.

So what the heck are the meat sweats anyway? Here’s my official definition:

“A temporary¬†occurence of profuse sweating due to the rapid ingestion of large quantities of meat. ”

Are the meat sweats fact or fiction? One of the goals of this site is to find out, and what better way to start than to try and prove this definition with the consumption of bacon. Who doesn’t like bacon??? The answer should be no one, and to show you why we know you like bacon, take a look at the great flowchart above. If you’re not enticed to try and get the meat sweats, you will be after taking a look at the chart.

Happy Meating!!!!

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