Ahhh…the Porkgasm

Better than sex

Better than sex

What’s better than a real pig, smoked over a fire pit for 12 hours? Naturally, a large glob of various meats formed into the shape of a pig. Complete with organs and everything. The guys over at porktopia.com posted one awesome, albeit gnarly looking pork creation. This is probably one of the grossest looking, yet strangely appetizing things I’ve ever had the privilege to lay my eyes on. Click on through for the full description of how to make one, along with tons of pics. Happy Meating!

Get all the freak nasty details here.

The lunch gun

Patton Oswalt’s dream has come true.  The lunch gun is now a reality.  Sure it says it’s for making jerky but you could load this thing with any meat product and just fire it right into your mouth hole.

finally!

finally!

Go here and stock up for Christmas.

Oh No They Didn’t….

Who said God took a rib from Adam? It was a slab of bacon!!!

Who said God took a rib from Adam? It was a slab of bacon!!!

Sexy or Sinful?

Sexy or Sinful?

Here at themeatsweats.com, we’re all about the love of meat, but this may be just a tad over the top, even for us. Your kids’ names, ex-wives, your mom, hell even a picture of your dog are all ok as tatoos, but bacon?? Two femme fatales here in Austin for SXSW took the plunge and decided to forever etch their love of bacon into their flesh. There’s not much more one can say about this. We’re almost speechless at the apparent size of cajones on these ladies. Read the full details from the LA times blog here.