“Glad you all could join me today for this presentation. My name is Rocky. I’d like to take a moment to pass around my cards. If you have any questions, feel free to call the number listed. ”
“Um yeah, Rocky, can I have another card…it kind of fell into my mouth.”
That’s how I envision an encounter with this latest and greatest creation….the meat card. All I can say is, “Wow”. I wouldn’t want to carry one of these around in my pocket though. I keep thinking about mutton-filled pockets a-la Seinfeld and dogs chasing me for blocks after leaving a business meeting.
In the spirit of fondness for creativity and the urge to show everyone the follies of being human, we’d like to introduce you to one of our new favorite sites (if you aren’t already familiar). The creator(s) of thisiswhyyourefat.com, have blessed to the world all the glorious reminders as to why we Americans are gluttonous, gigantic fatties. Through our love of all things meat, we fully embrace our fellow meat-loving breathren, while at the same time, quietly barf in the trash by the mere sight of some of the meat creations that were unfortunate enough to take material form…soooooo awesome!!!
Ok, we can do better than this. I’m not sure what the heck this is, but the challenge is on now. If you have a funny video parody about the meatsweats, send it our way. Since no one knows about this site, we’ll surely post one ourselves very soon…..
What’s better than a real pig, smoked over a fire pit for 12 hours? Naturally, a large glob of various meats formed into the shape of a pig. Complete with organs and everything. The guys over at porktopia.com posted one awesome, albeit gnarly looking pork creation. This is probably one of the grossest looking, yet strangely appetizing things I’ve ever had the privilege to lay my eyes on. Click on through for the full description of how to make one, along with tons of pics. Happy Meating!
Who said God took a rib from Adam? It was a slab of bacon!!!
Sexy or Sinful?
Here at themeatsweats.com, we’re all about the love of meat, but this may be just a tad over the top, even for us. Your kids’ names, ex-wives, your mom, hell even a picture of your dog are all ok as tatoos, but bacon?? Two femme fatales here in Austin for SXSW took the plunge and decided to forever etch their love of bacon into their flesh. There’s not much more one can say about this. We’re almost speechless at the apparent size of cajones on these ladies. Read the full details from the LA times blog here.
I’ll try to keep this short and sweet. Welcome to the world of themeatsweats.com. Our goal here is to provide you with the insane, the usual, and the best news you can find about all things meat related. From Porkgasms (we’ll write about this shortly) to the latest bad-ass grills and spices, our goal is to keep you salivating for more.
So what the heck are the meat sweats anyway? Here’s my official definition:
“A temporary occurence of profuse sweating due to the rapid ingestion of large quantities of meat. ”
Are the meat sweats fact or fiction? One of the goals of this site is to find out, and what better way to start than to try and prove this definition with the consumption of bacon. Who doesn’t like bacon??? The answer should be no one, and to show you why we know you like bacon, take a look at the great flowchart above. If you’re not enticed to try and get the meat sweats, you will be after taking a look at the chart.